There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
Ghost deer omg
I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM
I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,
kore = this, sore = that, dore = which
koko = here, soko = there, doko = where
koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany
I know your father.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
I love this
I’ve always liked how Kyungsoo and Hyunsik are friends. Because Kyungsoo is all like
While Hyunsik is all like
This is a dynamic I can get behind. They should have some sort of wacky sitcom with a talking animal.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
I just remembered one time when I was reading Animorphs in elementary oh so many moons ago, a classmate interrupted my reading and said “I don’t believe in that.”
And I was so confused until I looked at the front cover and I just
Yes. This is about evolution.
So everybody talks about modern Animorphs and the types of blogs they’d have and whatever
With Marco being a troll and Rachel having a fashion blog
I think one of the first things Marco would do, back before Tobias regained his ability to morph, is save up to buy an Arduino on eBay and a bunch of electronics and some very basic electronics books, he’s logical and mathematical to be awesome at electronics
And he wouldn’t mention what he was doing but Jake and Cassie would both ask and get involved and help him with the project but he’d keep Rachel out of it on purpose and Ax would see it as trivial and uninteresting
And after a couple of months’ work he’d present Tobias with a simple computer/mp3 player/e-reader that can be operated with beak and talons, and he would present it to him privately as a birthday or Christmas gift because if anybody else got involved then they’d try to be emotional and bring out Tobias’ hawk pride bullshit
And Tobias would still try to pull the whole ‘I am a wild animal’ thing and he’d be all “just shut up and take the damn gift, Tobias”
And they’d install it in Tobias’ favourite tree, camoflaged under the bark, so he could read stuff easily or listen to audiobooks quietly while he was hunting
And then he’d make some rodent-eating joke and go home and never really mention it again